Species Thought Extinct Found in Donegal

Zoologists from NUI, Galway yesterday announced that they had found a species of mammal long thought extinct. The find, in a remote area of Donegal, was of a Homo Laboror Delius Hibernicus, or as is more commonly known, an Irish deli worker.

Professor A. Wildman of NUI, Galway expressed delight at the find, stating that academics had thought Homo Laboror Delius Hibernicus had disappeared after the onslaught of more robust species, such as Homo Laboror Delius Asia Orientalus and Homo Laboror Delius Europa Orientalus.