Thursday, June 29, 2006

Paradise Lost

The population of the supposed desert island in the hit TV show Lost has been estimated by experts at 2.4 million. Professor Eggie Head of the Department of Demographics, University of Michigan estimated the probably of encountering a new, unknown person when entering the jungle as approximately the same as that of a person living in a large city encountering an unknown person on a trip to the local supermarket.

Indeed, a spokesperson for McDonalds announced that they have been operating a thriving outlet on the island since 1983. Burgerking are understood to be in talks with interested parties over the opening of a competing franchise.

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