Friday, July 20, 2007

Clean rider found in Tour de France

There was outrage this evening after the 20th stage of the Tour de France 2007 when it emerged that one cyclist in the peleton, Australian Nat Power, was not on steroids, EPO, human growth hormone or even amphetamines.

Speaking several hours after the podium celebrations in Castres, following a leisurely 178.5 km cruise from Montpellier at an average 80kph, stage winner, Freichas Adaisy, 24, slammed Power "Who does 'e think he is, zis guy? He is making us all look bad. He rides like, 'ow you say, an old woman and he gets tired". Several other riders called for Power to be removed from the tour as it is was unfair that he did not have to ride a bicycle for hours on end with an arse like a pin cushion.

Mr Power could not be reached for comment as he had not yet completed the stage.

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