Saturday, January 19, 2008

New FAI selection strategy

The purpose behind the FAI's seemingly never ending search for a new manager was dramatically exposed last night. Sources close to the FAI have confirmed that the "Dear Leader", John Delaney, has been grooming his 8 year old son for the job.

It is believed that if the process is drawn out long enough, all viable alternatives for the post will pass away from natural causes. This will clear the way for Delaney Jr. to gain a modicum of experience in advance of ascending to the throne on his 30th birthday.

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