Saturday, December 01, 2007

Bertie no mates

Embattled Irish Taoiseach, Bertie Ahern T.D. was said to be reeling today after realising that he had no friends. Witnesses at the never ending Mahon tribunal were queueing up this week to deny being amigos with the Taoiseach.

Sobbing into his hanky, a distraught Ahern told reporters that he was devastated at the turn of events, adding that he was unsure how he was going to be able to fund any future home improvements.

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